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I tell ya Cellophane should'a been my name

'Cause you can look right through me, walk right by me, and never know I'm there

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I'm Mister Cellophane
25 February 1970
"Mr. X was one of those inscrutable people who do not exist." — e e cummings

"Sure, I sleep like a baby every night knowing the New Universe alone still looms ahead of me as dark and foreboding as Darth Vader's testicles." — calamityjon Morris, Gone and Forgotten

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Obligatory legal blap: Aberrant, Exalted, Hunter: The Reckoning, Mage: The Ascension, Mage: The Awakening, Vampire: The Masquerade, Vampire: The Requiem, White Wolf and World of Darkness are registered trademarks of White Wolf Publishing, Inc. Adventure!, Aeon Continuum, Age of Sorrows, Changeling: The Dreaming, Dark Ages: Vampire, Demon: The Fallen, Faith and Fire, Kindred of the East, Laws of Ascension, Laws of the East, Laws of the Hunt, Laws of the Night, Laws of the Reckoning, Laws of the Resurrection, Laws of the Wild, Mind's Eye Theatre, Mummy: The Resurrection, Oblivion, Orpheus, The Shining Host, Trinity, Trinity Universe, Victorian Age: Vampire, Werewolf: The Apocalypse, Werewolf: The Forsaken and Wraith: The Oblivion are trademarks of White Wolf Publishing, Inc. Harry Potter and all related characters, names and related indicia were probably created by J.K. Rowling and are definitely trademarks of and copyright Warner Bros., an AOL Time Warner company. Illuminati University and the all-seeing pyramid are trademarks (possibly registered in the former case) of Steve Jackson Games, Inc. Other legalese will be provided as necessary.

Rehashing the Trinity Universe timeline in my own words, a date at a time, is done under my understanding of the fair use provision to the Copyright Act. As a substantially transformative derivative work ("what a highfalutin' way to say fanfic"), it's protected by the US Supreme Court's decision in re Campbell v. Acuff Rose Music, unless the current Court decides that their decision in re Eldred v. Ashcroft overrides that. Even if it still applies, the fair use protection is only effective as long as the derivative work is not sold for profit. Thus, any such redistribution without the express written consent of Austin Loomis, LiveJournal.com, Steve Jackson Games, J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros. and/or White Wolf Game Studio is strictly prohibited. If I catch the perpetrators of any such action before any corporate lawyers do, they will be strung up by the thumbs, beaten senseless with a free-range carrot, and then handed over to those lawyers, who will doubtless do terrible things to them. On purpose.

All reference to vices and to the supernatural contained in this journal are for entertainment purposes only. I tell ya Cellophane should'a been my name does not promote satanism, belief in magic, drug use, violence, sexual deviation, body piercing, cynical attitudes toward governments in general or any government in particular, freedom of expression, or any other action or belief not condoned by the Committee of Duly Constituted Authority.

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